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[26 Jul 2006|10:07pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

I...uh.

...hit a home run the other day.

Note how I said "the other day," as in I can't remember.

The past four days have been a big, black void. The next week may be a void as well.

And the week after that.

And that.

And that.

.....

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wheee [07 Jul 2006|02:08pm]
I'm alive. Yey.

Double D's been pressuring me to write for ages, so here ya go, Dougie.

Nothing's really changed. I don't really steal bases like I used to, but boy, can I hit.


2005 me

282 AB, 50 R, 14 2B, 0 3B, 0 HR, 17 RBI, 34 BB, 41 K, 44 SB, 9 CS, .294/.369/.713

2006 me

297 AB, 62 R, 18 2B, 6 3B, 2 HR, 32 RBI, 37 BB, 53 K, 27 SB, 12 CS, .269/.349/.740


Hope Gooch gets back into the lineup soon. I think I'm gonna arm-wrestle Pablo Ozuna for the leadoff spot today.
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i'm ready for my closeup [29 Oct 2005|11:31pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | franz ferdinand - the fallen ]

How'd I look on TV? Heh heh.












....Tina Fey so totally wants me.

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:-0 [27 Oct 2005|03:40pm]
Surreal.







Just sur-fuckin'-real.
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PUMPED. [05 Oct 2005|10:03am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | bmac singing (he doesn't know i'm listening, hee hee) ]

So just who hit a home run last night.....?

 

 

I did!

 

I stole third yesterday too. Felt amazing. Ya'll don't know what I'm feelin' right now.

It must be these new protein shakes I'm takin'. Heh heh.

Mark, you ready for tonight, bro?

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[29 Sep 2005|03:34pm]
Surreal. Just surreal.






.....y'all wanna bust out that champagne, [info]paulie_konerko, [info]jongarland20, [info]b_mccarthy, [info]jermaine_dye, [info]freddy_garcia, and [info]mark_buehrle??
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the grapes of wrath [28 Sep 2005|03:28pm]
I can't run....



...pretty much because I can't eat.



There ya go. I said it.

I, Scott Eric Podsednik, esq. I, have an eating disorder.

Edit:

I just weighed myself, I'm down to 165.

I feel sick.
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*headbangs* [26 Sep 2005|09:12am]
[ music | the smashing pumpkins - the everlasting gaze ]

I've been getting a few of my mechanics back. I'm trying to run again, but truthfully, I'm still in a lot of pain. Blah.

Magic number is down to five now? A shame we couldn't clinch at home, but I guess you can't always get what you want, eh?

Jon, I'm sorry I kept you up all night....


....with my cooking. Heh heh.

What did you think I was gonna say?

Hope your game isn't affected by that at all.

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[18 Sep 2005|10:44pm]
[ mood | mopey ]
[ music | rolling stones - beast of burden ]

I really don't have any confidence out there. At all.

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[28 Aug 2005|07:24pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

I'm coming home tomorrow.



I'm so deliriously happy.

I'm going to be the greatest damn leadoff man to grace the state of Texas and possibly beyond.

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groins are overrated [14 Aug 2005|09:56pm]
[ mood | cynical ]

Alright, so I'm walking in Boston and I see one of those fortune telling machine thingees with the scary lady of possibly eastern european descent hovering over the crystal ball.

I put a quarter in, and this strip of paper comes out that says, YOU'RE HEADED TO THE DL, YOU SORRY SON OF A BITCH.

Well, actually it said some crap about virtue and being an anchor of wisdom for others, but we all know that's bullshit anyway.

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[07 Jul 2005|03:41pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | creedence clearwater revival - bad moon rising ]

Alright, I kept my promise. I'm crying. :)

Hm. Is that a bottle of Tanqueray with MY name on it I spy?

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scotty offers his protection! [06 Jul 2005|12:07pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | dion and the belmonts - runaround sue ]

I'm not talking about myself in the third person. I'm merely making a reference to that one movie. You know, that movie, with the....eh, forget it.

I can't believe I took the lead over Jeter already. I think I'm going to like, cry or something if I actually do make the All-Star Team. You know, being in the minors for 9 years and stuff. Really sucked.

T-Minus 7 hours until the vote ends. I'm gonna sneak to the clubhouse computer and vote for myself between snacking on Nutella smothered on a butter knife.

Mmmm. Nutella. Great. Now I feel fat.

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[02 Jul 2005|02:10pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | the arcade fire - neighborhood #3 (power out) ]

What, I'm up to 40 stolen bases now?


And on Fridays back in the 80's, I was always in bed by 8.

And home by 11. Oooh-yah!


P.S.

To all my Oakland buddies: you guys smell like poo.

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does scott podsednik have to choke a bitch? [09 Jun 2005|08:31pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

That's what I said to my ex-girlfriend when she threatened to take away my 8x10's of Jon that are taped to the inside of my suitcase. YOU DO NOT mess with the 8x10's of Gar-boy. Good thing she didn't see the voodoo doll I keep under my bed (I wish it could be 6'6"...sigh), or else she would have fuckin' flipped.

And today's an off day! Whee! I think a few of the relievers are in the next room having an absinthe party. Good for them. Some of them went out shopping, I saw Rowand come back with a couple of large bags from Vickie's. I think his cup size MUST be a 38A. Too bad I didn't get to see Jon. He's probably sipping on martinis with his snooty-ass California posse, while I sit here jerk....ing out of a deep sleep.

Yeah. I was taking a nap a little while ago. That's what I was doing

After my nap, I counted the various scars on my legs and arms (I'm up to 73 now). I also drew on my baseball card collection! This one is my favorite:


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Hee. Gotta love those glasses.

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stolen from schmitty doo [09 Jun 2005|08:04pm]
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Ben, you won't be a very good co-star if you find me utterly disgusting.
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[05 Jun 2005|12:03am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | wilson phillips ]

Mark Buehrle and I have been betting on the Connie's Pizza Races that take place in the 7th inning.

So today the pizza race comes up and Mark decides he wants to raise the stakes.

"I bet CHEESE is going to win today."

And I'm all, "yeah, what do you got?"

I already have all his Pokemon cards, his maxed-out platinum Visa, and his collection of antique civil war revolvers, so he offered me the one thing he hasn't given up of his:

AND GUESS WHAT. PEPPERONI WON.

WOW. I now have 27 stolen bases AND two souls. They don't put this shit on ESPN stat tracker.

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fun with etymology... [01 Jun 2005|11:35am]
[ mood | studious ]
[ music | sleater-kinney - youth decay ]

It seems that in Czech the translation is "podsednik". It dates from around 1800. It was found in the marriage document of an ancestor. It is not in my copy of the
German Genealogical Dictionary.

So it's Czech, not Russian or Polish. Hmm.

I enjoy these close Russian translations more, however:

podsvetchnik - candlestick
podsnezhnik - snowflake
podsolnetchnik - sunflower

So being an aspiring linguist, "pod" in the Czech language means "under", the "nik" referrs to the individual, meaning someone with this last name back in the old country was not of very high social status.

Yep, this confirms it:

PODSEDEK or PODSEDNIK (in German Untersasser or Podsedker). Peasant, his social-economical status was between farmer and cottager. He hired plot by bigger farmer, unlike the farmers who were renters of the feudal landlords. Podsednik had up to 10 acres of arable fields, whereas big farmers, owned about 40 acres, i.e. +4x more.


Hrrm. I can afford more than 10 acres of land in Southern Russia.

Hell I can afford eleven, even.

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[11 May 2005|11:30pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | john butler trio - peaches and cream ]

I so stole 4 bases in one game a few days ago.





....and that was, like, really cool and stuff.

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wahh wahh [21 Apr 2005|08:28pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | cursive - butcher the song ]

I like making people cry.






That's not a bad thing, is it?


In other news, I fucking rock.


And this ends our broadcast day.

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